January 30, 2017

When it escapes,

Some people look shocked and appalled,

Others are confused, kids point,

There is scattered yelling, 

"Attenti al gatto."

I laugh.

A woman holding her work pants a degree below her asscrack waddles by in hot pursuit.

Futile. When a cat sets it will, doesn't wa...

January 23, 2017


Her feet pace


     through father's field,

      The rain of the riverside

     sending her back, forward, 

  Uncertain if she is making escape 

or venturing untoward; 


January 18, 2017

If FIFA technical director Marco van Basten has his way, the old-school MLS shootouts that were once the laughing stock of the football world could make their way to the World Cup. 

With changes being implemented to the World Cup tournament structure as a whole, van Bas...

January 18, 2017

How did we elect this man?

                Fuck you. That’s how.

   7 million to the chambers. Napalm showers.

     Endless African hands chopped   like ivory tusks.


January 12, 2017

Let's just get right into this travesty. 

  The title page looks cute at first sight, but it's full of warnings. Look at that psycho turtle. Look at its speed-riddled eyes. Look at how concerned rabbit seems. And how disinterested this walking ad placement of a quarterb...

January 10, 2017

Have you all noticed this new thing palm trees are doing now that it's begun raining?

Sticking their sidelimbs out next to the head and pointing hands skyward, as if to say, "don't look at me, I'm innocent, I didn't know!" 

Kind of like this: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well, what exactly...

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