In which a bunch of teenagers invite a bulky-ass spider named Squelch to the mall and then end up exploding everything with homemade dynamite.

April 5, 2019

A sci-fi movie about how a couple of octopusses come down from space in giant eggplants and spray ink on Amy Adams until she falls asleep.

March 31, 2019

With millions dragging their obsessed, emotionally-spent behinds into work on Monday. Should employers worry and adjust? Or even cancel Monday forever?

March 30, 2019

A foreign film about how the Queen of England raised rabbits and sometimes got lost in her own giant castle.

October 20, 2018

The National Collegiate Athletic Association has been taking hits of late, with filmmakers and show-runners alike committed to portraying the Association as the consummate bad-guy

September 26, 2018

How Shakespeare's shortest and bloodiest tragedy got a nod at the Emmy awards.

August 17, 2017

The 1999 Academy Award winner for Best Picture is still a freaking masterpiece 18 years later, and if you don't think so then that's okay you're entitled to your own (shitty) opinion.

July 3, 2017

ATTENTION EVERYONE: I HAVE MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE AND VOLUNTEERED AS TRIBUTE SO NONE OF YOU HAVE TO ENDURE WHAT I HAVE. I IMPLORE YOU TO LISTEN. DO NOT SEE THIS FILM. IT IS PURE DOG SHIT.

June 29, 2017

Note: this article takes a Disney movie way too seriously. Be advised.

June 29, 2017

The series "Silicon Valley" is a lot like its protagonist Richard Hendricks: on to a great formula and rife with potential, but moving in starts and fits, often falling short when the big moment should arrive.

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