Keene State pumpkin fuckers arrested for fucking pumpkins again

October 24, 2016

It's that time of year again. Pumpkin fucking season. This time, the boys at Keene State have been arrested for not just fucking the pumpkins, but also fur then proceeding to eat the pumpins that they had just been doing the fuck too. 

 

C'mon, guys. Weren;t you just on the news for burning cars and wearing the blackface to your school prom? Now this. 

 

When interviewed about it by The New York Times Review of Books, pumpkin pumper #1 said, "Bro, it's what we like to do. Ain't like anybody else had been pumpin those pumpkins correctly anyways." 

 

All I gotta say is, is nothing sacred anymore. Question mark.

 

PS guys u remember the time we stole those pumpkins from old man Flynn's porch. Haha, you remember. I know you do. 

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