How should Jon Snow be introduced?

August 2, 2017

During the anticipated meet-and-greet between Jon Snow and Daenarys Targaryen on Sunday's "Game of Thrones," Missandei, the Queen's trusted advisor, handmaiden and all-around-smokeshow, and Ser Davos Seaworth, the King of the North's new pal, exchanged introductions for their royal leaders, and gave the internet something to laugh at in the process.

Missandei's booming introduction went as follows:


"You are standing in the presence of Daenarys of House Targaryen, Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne, Rightful Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, The Mother of Dragons, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, The Unburnt, The Breaker of Chains." 


Ser Davos, perhaps not prepared for this moment after a long sea-ride over where he didn't have a whole lot more to contemplate but what the fuck he would say when he got to Dragonstone, replied: 


"This is Jon Snow... He's King in the North." 


And sure, perhaps it isn't Davos' (or Jon's, for that matter) style to be all braggadocio on the first date, perhaps they were playing down their hand, or perhaps there is just so much to say about Jon that doing it in a brief introduction wouldn't suffice, but we ran some polls and came up with the best potential titles for the King in the North, just in case Davos wants to try them out on his next go-round.

  • King in the North

  • Commander of the Wall

  • Leader of the Wildlings

  • Slayer of White Walkers

  • The one who has seen the storm

  • Wielder of Longclaw

  • The Ghost Rider

  • The Resurrected One

  • The Royal Bastard

  • The 23-year old virgin

  • The Hot Springs Humper

  • Man of Many Hairstyles

  • Wielder of the man-bun

  • The one who ran head on into a full army and  barely survived

  • Friend of the Giants

  • The guy who punched Ramsay Bolton in the face a bunch of times then let him get eaten by his own dogs


Sounds like a mouthful, but we think Davos is up to it. Let us know if we missed any, below!


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