During the anticipated meet-and-greet between Jon Snow and Daenarys Targaryen on Sunday's "Game of Thrones," Missandei, the Queen's trusted advisor, handmaiden and all-around-smokeshow, and Ser Davos Seaworth, the King of the North's new pal, exchanged introductions for their royal leaders, and gave the internet something to laugh at in the process.
Missandei's booming introduction went as follows:
"You are standing in the presence of Daenarys of House Targaryen, Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne, Rightful Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, The Mother of Dragons, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, The Unburnt, The Breaker of Chains."
Ser Davos, perhaps not prepared for this moment after a long sea-ride over where he didn't have a whole lot more to contemplate but what the fuck he would say when he got to Dragonstone, replied:
"This is Jon Snow... He's King in the North."
And sure, perhaps it isn't Davos' (or Jon's, for that matter) style to be all braggadocio on the first date, perhaps they were playing down their hand, or perhaps there is just so much to say about Jon that doing it in a brief introduction wouldn't suffice, but we ran some polls and came up with the best potential titles for the King in the North, just in case Davos wants to try them out on his next go-round.
King in the North
Commander of the Wall
Leader of the Wildlings
Slayer of White Walkers
The one who has seen the storm
Wielder of Longclaw
The Ghost Rider
The Resurrected One
The Royal Bastard
The 23-year old virgin
The Hot Springs Humper
Man of Many Hairstyles
Wielder of the man-bun
The one who ran head on into a full army and barely survived
Friend of the Giants
The guy who punched Ramsay Bolton in the face a bunch of times then let him get eaten by his own dogs
Sounds like a mouthful, but we think Davos is up to it. Let us know if we missed any, below!